Addicted to Ink

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

difficult find

How's everyone doing on Christmas shopping this year?

I'm nearly done, but I have a dilemma.

My grandmother is requesting a boyfriend for Christmas. That's the only thing she wants, she says. Anyone know of any eligible elderly gentlemen?

Well, though, we were at Cracker Barrel last night and she was ogling a really ugly, flashy cream colored sweater with gold sequins and a furry collar.

"That's so pretty," she said, reaching out to touch it.

So unless I can find her a boyfriend in about 17 days, ugly CB sweater it is.


Blogger Heather said...

Better she have an ugly sweater (which is much easier to find in 17 days) than an ugly boyfriend! Ha!Ha!

Oh, and I'm TOTALLY behind with shopping. I haven't even started yet! I'm a disgrace to Christmas this year. =(

12:58 PM  
Blogger Megs said...

ugly sweaters are a lot less work than men. give her the mainatnce free plan.

Shopping?. . . Christmas? . . what?

4:02 PM  
Blogger Andrew said...

My theory- when in doubt give cash/ or a Starbucks gift card- much easier than dealing with men anyways!

8:52 AM  

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